Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune! Got kind of tired packin’ and unpackin’ – town to town and up and down the dial. So join us here each week my friends.
Straightnin’ the curves. Flatnin’ the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will. Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We’ve a loveable space that needs your face threes company too.
It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right. It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Straightnin’ the curves. Flatnin’ the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will.
That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. So get a witch’s shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family! Goodbye gray sky hello blue. There’s nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true. They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. They’re creepy and they’re kooky mysterious and spooky.